Phone conversation earlier today...
Darwin: I took the kids shopping last night. It was like shopping by myself... You should ask them about it.
Me: What did you do?! Leave them in the car?!
Brooklin: (who is listening to the convo) No, he bought us all ice cream and made us sit outside the store. He told us we had to finish it before he came back out or we had to throw it away.
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